I was checking my email on my bed when I saw this black dot scurrying across the bed sheet.

The first thought that went through my mind,
"FU.......... Don't tell me it's.........."



and to my horror, YES - it's an effing BEDBUG!



If you've no knowledge of bedbugs prior to this, let me introduce to you this FUCKENING (fuck + sickening combined) basturd, Mr. Bedbug:



He's like this flightless mosquito, but with bites that itch a gazillion times more, AND the swells don't stop spreading when you scratch it, AND there'll be a TAMADE ugly scar left when it heals.

I've been getting bedbug bites for a couple of months already and I was starting to wonder if I'm allergic to something in my room, simply because I couldn't find any traces of bedbugs in my clean room.

This discovery will definitely hinder my sleep from now on. I'm probably not gonna sleep on this bed for the time being, though I'm still typing on this very bed now.

I'm like damn sleepy can? I haven't sleep since last night and all that I can think of now is bedbugs, bedbugssss, BEDBUGSSSSSSS!!!



The narrator is so cheery that it's damn irritating lah! Now I'm officially the SUCKEE. WTF.



WAAAAAHH! I STILL CANNOT GET OVER THE FACT THAT I'D ACTUALLY SEEN FOR MYSELF - THAT BEDBUGS ARE OFFICIALLY CHECKING INTO MY ROOM SWEET ROOM.



You know how people only get anxious ONLY after something happened to them? Well, this is the only time that I'm so serious in researching about bedbugs.

And to my horror:
(Scroll to 4:33 if you don't wanna watch the whole thing)


Let me quote his words:

"...but most importantly, you're gonna find blood stains. Where did the blood come from? CAME FROM YOU!"

LOOK CLOSER AT MY BED SHEET!



And I thought the blood stains were from my usual nose bleeding. (...yeah, I've got a nose bleeding problem, in case you didn't know)

MY

GUAN

YIN

MA!

Nose bleed they are not! It's probably the happy trails of that BLOODY MONSTER!



And the most fuckening thing has to be that MR.BEDBUG IS ONE TOUGH BUDDY. He can live for a year or as much as 18 months without feeding! Sunning your mattress will NOT do the trick either. AND even when you find him, he's so bloody FLAT that you probably have to squash him a gazillion times to make sure it's dead!

When I caught him, I made sure I'd squashed him enough, THEN I opened the tissue to take a photo of it. GUESS WHAT?! He sprang back to life within a minute!

WTF WTF WTF



You're probably wondering why I'm going on and on about this little fellow.

WELL, YOU HAVE NO IDEA! YOU SHOULD SEE THE SCARS OF THE BITES! :(

Okay, maybe I'm sleepy that's why I'm nagging so much. Guess I should blog whenever I'm sleepy. Haha. Anyhoo, I'm still freaking busy which means I'm still on hiatus.

I just had to blog about this, ...I just had to.